| #64 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 2 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 25 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #79 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 2 |
| 🥉 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 416 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #291 | Jack-in-the-box | 21 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #867 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #58 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 3 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 20 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #191 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 8 |
| #26 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 29 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 37 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 42 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #22 | asbestos stick | 25 |
| #120 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #20 | chrome sword hilt | 25 |
| #32 | delicious star salad | 4 |
| #37 | discarded button | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #132 | giant designer sunglasses | 31 |
| #60 | ice skate doll | 1 |
| #39 | lovecat tail | 19 |
| #143 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #151 | red-and-green sweater | 21 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #31 | replica bat-oomerang | 30 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #523 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 80 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #628 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 70 |
| #361 | stuffed Meat | 121 |
| #488 | stuffed angry cow | 86 |
| #700 | stuffed astral badger | 67 |
| #718 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 67 |
| #916 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #727 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 65 |
| #793 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 61 |
| #476 | stuffed hand turkey | 89 |
| #164 | stuffed key | 267 |
| #492 | stuffed mind flayer | 87 |
| #300 | stuffed mink | 134 |
| #365 | stuffed monocle | 120 |
| #570 | stuffed scary death orb | 79 |
| #728 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 65 |
| #491 | stuffed snowy owl | 83 |
| #827 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 59 |
| #468 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 88 |
| #310 | stuffed teddy butler | 133 |
| #369 | stuffed tin of caviar | 117 |
| #198 | stuffed treasure chest | 238 |
| #409 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 97 |
| #130 | tangarita with a fly in it | 2 |
| #62 | tie-dyed fannypack | 9 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #422 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 6 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #18 | toy sixgun | 8 |
| #9 | unfinished ice sculpture | 12 |
| #800 | white class ring | 4 |