| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| 🥉 | toggle switch (Bounce) | 12 |