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| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
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| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
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| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
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| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #197 | ghuol egg quiche | 10 |
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| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
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| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1438 | helmet turtle | 5 |
| #352 | horizontal tango | 2 |
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| #1544 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 4 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
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| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #657 | ion grid | 17 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #125 | lemon meringue pie | 13 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #687 | logic synthesizer | 13 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #318 | margarita | 4 |
| #433 | martini | 4 |
| #540 | mesh cap | 2 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #33 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 59 |
| #500 | orange snowcone | 13 |
| #333 | perpendicular hula | 3 |
| #410 | pink pony | 3 |
| #444 | pointy mushroom | 4 |
| #1007 | possessed top | 5 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #592 | purple snowcone | 9 |
| #601 | quantum polarity inducer | 4 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #681 | red snowcone | 3 |
| #316 | redrum | 4 |
| #435 | reinforced beaded headband | 4 |
| #246 | round green sunglasses | 3 |
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| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #434 | rum and cola | 3 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
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| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #273 | slap and tickle | 8 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
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| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #575 | strawberry daiquiri | 2 |
| #300 | strawberry wine | 4 |
| #1003 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
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| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
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| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #722 | t8r tots | 2 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #1057 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #248 | tequila sunrise | 5 |
| #279 | tequila with training wheels | 2 |
| #268 | thin black candle | 1,000 |
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| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
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| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
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| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
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| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
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| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #820 | tooth | 4 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1473 | turtle totem | 4 |
| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #383 | vodka and cranberry | 4 |
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| #308 | warm mushroom | 5 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #512 | whiskey and cola | 2 |
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| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
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