| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #814 | M-242 | 5 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #862 | baconstone | 9 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #3615 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1912 | grue egg | 12 |
| #786 | hamethyst | 10 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #790 | porquoise | 9 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #730 | snake | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #762 | sparkler | 5 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |