| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2743 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1167 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #677 | figurine of a charred seal | 3 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #574 | wolf mask | 19 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |