| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #28 | Angry Farmer candy | 8,319 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #125 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 11 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #2034 | badass belt | 26 |
| #399 | bag of airline peanuts | 77 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #556 | blood flower | 11 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #923 | bottle of goofballs | 28 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2901 | box of sunshine | 31 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #221 | disease | 71 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #966 | easter egg balloon | 26 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #93 | empty blowgun | 28 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #811 | felt | 11 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #56 | flaming crutch | 330 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #269 | foon | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #367 | giant discarded plastic fork | 27 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #1013 | googly eye | 11 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1193 | heavy D | 1 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #632 | large box | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #916 | length of string | 11 |
| #139 | loaded serum blowgun | 28 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #77 | lovecat tail | 11 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #385 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #937 | milky potion | 1 |
| #897 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #822 | pail | 10 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #17 | pirate zombie head | 1 |
| #14 | pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #173 | plastic passion fruit | 11 |
| #317 | plot hole | 498 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #48 | questionable taco | 11 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #24 | rag doll | 56 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #9 | reodorant | 1,020 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #367 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #854 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1046 | shiny ring | 20 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #589 | small box | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #779 | stuffing | 11 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #772 | toy wheel | 11 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #267 | wooden block | 11 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #126 | zombie pineal gland | 28 |