| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #836 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1042 | Boss Bat britches | 12 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #648 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 17 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #41 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 24 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1207 | bag of airline peanuts | 12 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #539 | black candy heart | 10 |
| #676 | black-and-blue light | 17 |
| #674 | blue plasma ball | 17 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1218 | brick | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #631 | cheap studded belt | 15 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #373 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #775 | clown hammer | 31 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #470 | cymbal syrup | 9 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #904 | defective skull | 15 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #821 | encoder ring | 9 |
| #975 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #168 | epic wad | 3 |
| #923 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 22 |
| #764 | facsimile dictionary | 11 |
| #1064 | fake fake vomit | 19 |
| #827 | fake hand | 25 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #313 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #448 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #1175 | filthy lucre | 17 |
| #792 | flavored foot massage oil | 2 |
| #619 | foam dart | 17 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #434 | hobo nickel | 581 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1111 | jazz soap | 14 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #925 | joybuzzer | 24 |
| 🥈 | lucky Tam O'Shatner | 1 |
| #986 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 20 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #532 | mood ring | 8 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #540 | personal massager | 13 |
| #775 | personalized coffee mug | 17 |
| #1018 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 13 |
| #1024 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 19 |
| #931 | radium-flavored potato chips | 7 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #992 | rubber emo roe | 24 |
| #191 | seal-blubber candle | 19 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #619 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 18 |
| #2547 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3018 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #2542 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #4574 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2959 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2683 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3811 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #2384 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #2497 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2469 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #2786 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #3394 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2647 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2562 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #2515 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #88 | unfortunate dumplings | 7 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1010 | whoopie cushion | 23 |
| #1364 | wind-up chattering teeth | 10 |
| #896 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 7 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #883 | x-ray specs | 13 |
| #999 | yellow snowcone | 26 |