Tako

RankItemQuantity
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#834Amulet of Yendor15
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#1046Boss Bat britches12
#117Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#1695Disco 'Fro Pick2
#1652Drowsy Sword5
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#212Frosty's carrot1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#742Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#118Hodgman's bow tie1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#65Hodgman's metal detector1
#144Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#209Inndya trading card1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#2767Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet4
#646Loudmouth Larry Lamprey17
#232Morbidda trading card1
#23Mr. Eh?1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#92Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#204Roo trading card1
#43Scalp of Gorgolok24
#211Serenity trading card1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#208The Snake trading card1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#203Wand of Oscus1
#228Woldo trading card1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#104Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#5461badass belt4
#1205bag of airline peanuts12
#954bejeweled cufflinks1
#538black candy heart10
#675black-and-blue light17
#673blue plasma ball17
#2729bottle of goofballs6
#6714box of sunshine2
#1220brick20
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#632cheap studded belt15
#997cheap toaster2
#373chocolate-frosted king cake5
#31clingfilm cap1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#773clown hammer31
#1633club necklace4
#27crumpled felt fedora1
#468cymbal syrup9
#123das boot1
#32dead guy's memento1
#901defective skull15
#1956diamond necklace3
#127duct tape dockers1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#819encoder ring9
#977ennui-flavored potato chips4
#169epic wad3
#920explosion-flavored chewing gum22
#764facsimile dictionary11
#1061fake fake vomit19
#824fake hand25
#924fancy opera glasses1
#513figurine of a charred seal5
#478figurine of a sleek seal3
#311figurine of a slippery seal5
#448figurine of a stinking seal4
#1176filthy lucre17
#790flavored foot massage oil2
#618foam dart17
#221frost-rimed seal hide1
#172fustulent seal grulch1
#2296fuzzy dice3
#949garish pinky ring1
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#3460handful of confetti5
#2507heart necklace2
#432hobo nickel581
#62ice sickle1
#164imbued seal-blubber candle1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1110jazz soap14
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#923joybuzzer24
🥈lucky Tam O'Shatner1
#984magical ice cube with a fly in it20
🥉marinara jug1
🥇mayfly bait necklace1
#530mood ring8
#2516obsidian dagger3
#540personal massager13
#771personalized coffee mug17
#1016pet rock "Groucho" disguise13
#1022pet rock "Snooty" disguise19
#932radium-flavored potato chips7
#229red balloon1
#456rib of the Bonerdagon4
#1103rubber WWBD? bracelet7
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#1522rubber WWSPD? bracelet5
#2126rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#993rubber emo roe24
#190seal-blubber candle19
#149severed flipper1
#2494spade necklace2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#2568spectre scepter5
#618stick-on eyebrow piercing18
#2560stuffed Baron von Ratsworth5
#4853stuffed Cheshire bitten7
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#3029stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech15
#2551stuffed Meat5
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#3995stuffed angry cow10
#3763stuffed astral badger11
#4582stuffed baby gravy fairy8
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#2974stuffed cocoabo15
#1169stuffed crazy bastard sword4
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#4307stuffed flaming gravy fairy9
#2689stuffed frozen gravy fairy18
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#3820stuffed hand turkey11
#2392stuffed key3
#1291stuffed martini4
#3039stuffed mind flayer15
#2507stuffed mink5
#2479stuffed monocle6
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#2810stuffed scary death orb17
#2794stuffed sleazy gravy fairy17
#3106stuffed snowy owl14
#3403stuffed spooky gravy fairy13
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#4923stuffed stinky gravy fairy7
#2661stuffed teddy butler4
#2575stuffed tin of caviar5
#2530stuffed treasure chest2
#4297stuffed undead elbow macaroni9
#152stuffed yeti1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#35sushi-rolling mat1
#970tattered paper crown1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#87unfortunate dumplings7
#511urinal cake2
#1289vertebra of the Bonerdagon3
#586wang1
#1007whoopie cushion23
#1365wind-up chattering teeth10
#896wintergreen-flavored potato chips7
#844wrench bracelet2
#881x-ray specs13
#995yellow snowcone26

Wow, that's 1,663 items total!

what items are this player missing?