| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #736 | Amulet of Yendor | 20 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1681 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #95 | Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #383 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 14 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| #1104 | bag of airline peanuts | 16 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1304 | brick | 17 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #298 | candy stake | 18 |
| #977 | clown hammer | 20 |
| #145 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #769 | defective skull | 21 |
| #635 | encoder ring | 18 |
| #33 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 8 |
| #1100 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #1196 | fake fake vomit | 14 |
| #1354 | fake hand | 6 |
| #226 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 20 |
| #244 | gingerbread horror | 19 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #958 | jazz soap | 22 |
| #910 | joybuzzer | 25 |
| #27 | less-than-three-shaped box | 17 |
| #1030 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 18 |
| #230 | orange candygram | 2 |
| #915 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 17 |
| #1005 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 20 |
| #228 | plain brown wrapper | 2 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1081 | rubber emo roe | 19 |
| #175 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #468 | spooky eggnog | 11 |
| #206 | sugar-coated pine cone | 14 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #678 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 11 |
| #670 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 11 |
| #321 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 13 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #423 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 16 |
| #314 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #661 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 7 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #197 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 6 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #534 | tiny plastic G Imp | 13 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 11 |
| #345 | tiny plastic Hellion | 19 |
| #599 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 12 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #648 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 11 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 15 |
| #927 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #644 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 11 |
| #408 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 17 |
| #205 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 6 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 11 |
| #497 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 14 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #385 | tiny plastic The Man | 11 |
| #612 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 12 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #602 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 12 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #234 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 6 |
| #442 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 16 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #660 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 11 |
| #445 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 16 |
| #605 | tiny plastic astronomer | 12 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #457 | tiny plastic beanbat | 15 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #536 | tiny plastic blooper | 13 |
| #373 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 18 |
| #939 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #531 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 13 |
| #643 | tiny plastic demoninja | 11 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #470 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 15 |
| #443 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 16 |
| #400 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 17 |
| #426 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 16 |
| #460 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 15 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #431 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 16 |
| #247 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 6 |
| #427 | tiny plastic goth giant | 16 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #409 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 16 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #539 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 13 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #716 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 10 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #423 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 17 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #409 | tiny plastic scary clown | 17 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #638 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 11 |
| #203 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 6 |
| #353 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 19 |
| #826 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 9 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #368 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 18 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #653 | tiny plastic taco cat | 11 |
| #350 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 18 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #510 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #722 | tiny plastic warwelf | 10 |
| #358 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 19 |
| #365 | tiny plastic zmobie | 18 |
| #325 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #134 | tropical wrapping paper | 6 |
| #1251 | whoopie cushion | 12 |
| #1128 | wind-up chattering teeth | 18 |
| #835 | x-ray specs | 15 |
| #200 | yellow candygram | 4 |
| #978 | yellow snowcone | 27 |