| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #619 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #543 | Ram's Face Lager | 20 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #118 | Venus flytrap | 2 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #476 | bag of Cheat-Os | 12 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #213 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #106 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #674 | crazy little Turkish delight | 6 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #446 | ga-ga radio | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #320 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 12 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1371 | length of string | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #72 | potted fern | 12 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #350 | ram horns | 6 |
| #471 | ram stick | 2 |
| #377 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 12 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #266 | stolen accordion | 219 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #405 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 8 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1197 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1016 | yeti fur | 27 |
| #1885 | yo-yo | 3 |