| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #540 | Ram's Face Lager | 20 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #118 | Venus flytrap | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #475 | bag of Cheat-Os | 12 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #107 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #674 | crazy little Turkish delight | 6 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #445 | ga-ga radio | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #319 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 12 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1372 | length of string | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #72 | potted fern | 12 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #350 | ram horns | 6 |
| #471 | ram stick | 2 |
| #377 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 12 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #264 | stolen accordion | 219 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #405 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 8 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #610 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1014 | yeti fur | 27 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |