| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #175 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 6 |
| #258 | BRICKO eye brick | 84 |
| #418 | BURT | 44 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #608 | Black No. 2 | 3 |
| #124 | Bohemian rhapsody | 4 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #290 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 9 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2760 | Crimbuck | 7 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #119 | Game Grid ticket | 88 |
| #180 | Game Grid token | 7 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #953 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 5 |
| #23 | ancient calendar | 2 |
| #154 | ancient poisoned dart | 13 |
| #342 | ancient spice | 5 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #968 | astral mushroom | 3 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #524 | ballroom blintz | 2 |
| #255 | banana peel | 19 |
| #822 | barbed-wire fence | 2 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #860 | beer bomb | 3 |
| #559 | beer helmet | 2 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #697 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #131 | bellhop bell | 4 |
| #123 | berries of suffering | 2 |
| #545 | bite-me-red lipstick | 2 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #63 | blammer | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #693 | blue snowcone | 3 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #496 | bottle of alcohol | 3 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #103 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 19 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #849 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #682 | casino pass | 2 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #606 | disassembled clover | 68 |
| #485 | disintegrating quill pen | 8 |
| #69 | dolphin whistle | 9 |
| #485 | dry noodles | 134 |
| #1824 | duct tape | 4 |
| #263 | dull fish scale | 13 |
| #1112 | empty agua de vida bottle | 7 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #427 | flange | 4 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #349 | fossilized limb | 23 |
| #309 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #321 | fossilized spike | 13 |
| #637 | fossilized torso | 3 |
| #627 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #463 | green gummi ingot | 54 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #999 | hobo nickel | 32 |
| #52 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 10 |
| #207 | interesting-looking twig | 7 |
| #83 | jamfish jam | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #137 | leaf of grass | 3 |
| #450 | lollipop stick | 85 |
| #69 | lunar isotope | 1,528 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #580 | pearidot | 7 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #93 | smoked potsherd | 12 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed angry cow | 32 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |