| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #293 | Bulky Buddy Box | 10 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #96 | DNOTC Box | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #507 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 5 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #531 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #5 | Valentine's Day cake | 37 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #262 | anniversary balloon | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #7 | arrow'd heart balloon | 54 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| 🥉 | babycakes | 965 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #506 | blood flower | 13 |
| #204 | blue glowstick | 8 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #223 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 7 |
| 🥉 | bottle of rum | 370,791 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #47 | box of sunshine | 9,313 |
| #149 | brown sugar cane | 43 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #80 | bunch of bananas | 70 |
| #197 | can of Binarrrca | 55 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #194 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 10 |
| #37 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 215 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #17 | cool whip | 5,358 |
| #236 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 6 |
| #115 | cursed bottle of rum | 20 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #202 | delicious salad | 248 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #99 | dollhive | 100 |
| #23 | double daisy | 13 |
| #972 | duct tape | 22 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #14 | evil teddy bear | 666 |
| #22 | exotic orchid | 11 |
| #398 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 15 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #116 | green candygram | 5 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #926 | heart necklace | 8 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #7 | heart-shaped balloon | 15,060 |
| #14 | ice sickle | 2 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #89 | lavender candygram | 7 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| 🥈 | long-stemmed rose | 2,226 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #102 | makeshift crane | 3 |
| #29 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 15 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #84 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 100 |
| #537 | orange candy heart | 31 |
| #165 | orange candygram | 4 |
| #45 | orange glowstick | 19 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #158 | pink candygram | 3 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #197 | pixellated candy heart | 90 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #1126 | pretty flower | 13 |
| #84 | red balloon | 9 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #375 | robotronic egg | 67 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #152 | shimmering rainbow sand | 3 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #21 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 4,049 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #295 | spectral pickle | 50 |
| #55 | spooky hockey mask | 20 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #604 | ten-leaf clover | 11 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #117 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 13 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #158 | white candygram | 3 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #245 | yellow glowstick | 6 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |