| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #719 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 17 |
| #437 | Bonerdagon necklace | 27 |
| #579 | Boss Bat britches | 26 |
| #609 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #77 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 3 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1380 | badass belt | 40 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1531 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #663 | easter egg balloon | 37 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1439 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #684 | filthy lucre | 53 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2933 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #1210 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1024 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #888 | possessed top | 6 |
| #33 | sleeping snowy owl | 219 |
| #2132 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1128 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1001 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |
| #514 | yo-yo | 58 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |