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| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #25 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 112 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #25 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 87 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #239 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 20 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1174 | baconstone | 6 |
| #2371 | badass belt | 21 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #2231 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #113 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1070 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #698 | felt | 13 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #38 | grass blade | 4 |
| #27 | grass hat | 6 |
| #32 | grass skirt | 5 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| #954 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #984 | length of string | 10 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #211 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 2 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1437 | mushroom fermenting solution | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1277 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #664 | stuffing | 13 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #686 | toy wheel | 13 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #431 | wooden block | 7 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |