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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #23 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 112 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #24 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 87 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #239 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 20 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2087 | Valentine | 2 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #2230 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1070 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #2060 | eggnog | 3 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #697 | felt | 13 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #38 | grass blade | 4 |
| #27 | grass hat | 6 |
| #32 | grass skirt | 5 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1408 | grue egg | 18 |
| #949 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #983 | length of string | 10 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #210 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 2 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1437 | mushroom fermenting solution | 3 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #663 | stuffing | 13 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #686 | toy wheel | 13 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #428 | wooden block | 7 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |