vliam

RankItemQuantity
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#25Cloaca-Cola shield112
#419Disco 'Fro Pick7
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#25Dyspepsi-Cola shield87
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#239St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket20
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2089Valentine2
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#769aspirin1
#1174baconstone6
#2370badass belt21
#2042ball1
🥈blue ribbon1
#333blundarrrbus1
#2232bottle of goofballs9
#318brass stinger1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#112can of fake snow3
#3284candy cane4
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#409chocolate spurs1
#429chrome staff1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#850cornuthaum1
#1640doll house1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#1069easter egg balloon23
#2058eggnog3
#402eye-pod1
#291false eyelashes1
#2519fancy chocolate1
#699felt13
#1000filthy corduroys1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#2871fruitcake2
#428furry pants1
#4737fuzzy dice1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#1244googly eye8
#38grass blade4
#27grass hat6
#32grass skirt5
#1909green beer1
🥈green traffic cone1
#1410grue egg18
#954hamethyst8
#358hot pink lipstick1
#2060kite1
#984length of string10
#328limburger biker boots1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#387magnifying glass1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#1086marionette1
#335meatcar model1
#199menorette1
#211miniature carton of clove cigarettes2
#364moonglasses1
#1437mushroom fermenting solution3
#2716pet rock1
#1313porquoise4
#1277portable corkscrew2
#1303rag doll1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#2957shiny ring1
#412shock collar1
#1348sock monkey1
#309star staff1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#664stuffing13
#766sucky decal1
#384targeting chip1
#2033teddy bear1
#269teddy bear sewing kit1
#325tiny Mountie hat1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#382tiny knife and fork1
#101tiny makeup kit1
#463tiny maracas1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8128tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8069tiny plastic killer bee1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8225tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#1136tomato1
#2068top1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#686toy wheel13
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#896vorpal blade1
#1245wolf mask1
#429wooden block7
#1042worthless knick-knack1
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 526 items total!

what items are this player missing?