| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #426 | Crimboween memo | 23 |
| #2890 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #144 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1653 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #754 | awful poetry journal | 65 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #525 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #358 | bunch of bananas | 11 |
| #740 | can of Binarrrca | 11 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #993 | candy cane | 35 |
| #1327 | candy stake | 5 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #768 | dirty hobo gloves | 7 |
| #218 | disturbing fanfic | 913 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #806 | eggnog | 20 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #861 | fire | 5 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #608 | fruitcake | 36 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #759 | gingerbread bugbear | 30 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1262 | ion grid | 5 |
| #691 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #380 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #708 | pixellated candy heart | 15 |
| #32 | plot hole | 12,000 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1277 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #504 | prehistoric spear | 8 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #2738 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #942 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #2497 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #436 | stringy sinew | 22 |
| #7822 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1482 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #5715 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #6400 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7883 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5654 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7878 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6292 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7845 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6349 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #603 | toothsome rock | 16 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1711 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #577 | yo | 16 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |