| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #425 | Crimboween memo | 23 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #754 | awful poetry journal | 65 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #358 | bunch of bananas | 11 |
| #739 | can of Binarrrca | 11 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #993 | candy cane | 35 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #767 | dirty hobo gloves | 7 |
| #218 | disturbing fanfic | 913 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #806 | eggnog | 20 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #857 | fire | 5 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #607 | fruitcake | 36 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #756 | gingerbread bugbear | 30 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #691 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #376 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #708 | pixellated candy heart | 15 |
| #32 | plot hole | 12,000 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1277 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #504 | prehistoric spear | 8 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #434 | stringy sinew | 22 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #5810 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #603 | toothsome rock | 16 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1711 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #577 | yo | 16 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |