| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1364 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #766 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 3 |
| #1000 | Meleegra™ pills | 2 |
| #2281 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1910 | Valentine | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4173 | badass belt | 8 |
| #217 | batskin belt | 3 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #752 | blue snowcone | 2 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1457 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #5006 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #1660 | brick | 9 |
| #285 | bubblin' crude | 33 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #632 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #461 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #537 | cymbal syrup | 5 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #147 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #332 | fizzy potion | 41 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #705 | goat beard | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #168 | hair spray | 100 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #206 | iced-out bling | 2 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1111 | jazz soap | 14 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #159 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | purple snowcone | 5 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1465 | rubber emo roe | 7 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #113 | sphygmomanometer | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |