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| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1037 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #98 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 40 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #561 | black paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #729 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #587 | black striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #811 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1032 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #540 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 12 |
| #263 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 40 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1003 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #679 | green beer | 16 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #406 | lavender striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #576 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #756 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #802 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #227 | mushroom fermenting solution | 35 |
| #1463 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #924 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #162 | radio button candy | 7 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #360 | red plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #414 | red striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #2492 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #2322 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
| #2340 | stuffed angry cow | 21 |
| #2361 | stuffed astral badger | 21 |
| #2828 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2970 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #2713 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1584 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1362 | stuffed hand turkey | 38 |
| #2386 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #2945 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2473 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1922 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #1885 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 27 |
| #2345 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3224 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #675 | tasty tart | 2 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2214 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic angry goat | 16 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3363 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1306 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #931 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 19 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #695 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #1965 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 16 |
| #2240 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #621 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 10 |