| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #2865 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #681 | blood flower | 9 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1037 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #2017 | elven cellocello | 2 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1844 | herringcello | 2 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #1771 | penguin focaccia bread | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |