| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #614 | Cloaca grenade | 23 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola | 13 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #343 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #268 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 9 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1452 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #443 | Dyspepsi grenade | 30 |
| #370 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #304 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #315 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7 |
| #260 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #746 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 21 |
| #56 | Now and Earlier | 112 |
| #577 | Rock Pops | 94 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #191 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #202 | black paisley oyster egg | 22 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #133 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 35 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #302 | blood flower | 32 |
| #475 | blue paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #1033 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2743 | candy cane | 6 |
| #278 | cocoa egg | 45 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1469 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #772 | doll house | 5 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #356 | ducha de oro | 3 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1096 | eggnog | 12 |
| #325 | fancy chocolate | 9 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #1655 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #272 | goat | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #375 | halfberd | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #600 | iron pasta spoon | 8 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1050 | kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #930 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #609 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #599 | loaded serum blowgun | 7 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #4 | lupine sword | 1,288 |
| #622 | mafia aria | 31 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #789 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #42 | penguin skin | 7,445 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #686 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #102 | red paisley oyster egg | 25 |
| #1391 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #5 | snarling wolf shield | 587 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1146 | stolen accordion | 10 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #494 | support cummerbund | 13 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1190 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2897 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1570 | toast | 224 |
| #1559 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #318 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #293 | wang | 7 |
| #119 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #27 | wooden stakes | 161 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |