| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #850 | Mohawk wig | 2 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #636 | carbon nanotube frame | 16 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1466 | duct tape | 9 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #477 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #427 | goatskin umbrella | 2 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #322 | palm frond | 18 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #865 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 9 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #651 | top | 7 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #472 | wooden block | 6 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |