| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #169 | Blatantly Canadian | 20 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1274 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #433 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 9 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #187 | balaclava baklava | 19 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #1492 | box of sunshine | 118 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #98 | dead guy's watch | 113 |
| #737 | dill | 48 |
| #341 | dry noodles | 307 |
| #11 | ducha de oro | 280 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #564 | eye of newt | 10 |
| #1072 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 6 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #105 | flaming mushroom wine | 4 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #41 | foie gras | 98 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #1321 | ghost cucumber | 12 |
| #241 | ghuol guolash | 42 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #1591 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #894 | googly eye | 13 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #1041 | hamethyst | 7 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #453 | herb brownies | 41 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #114 | jewelry-making pliers | 4 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1372 | length of string | 4 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #125 | maple syrup | 64 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #314 | pool cue | 20 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #111 | poutine | 97 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #452 | salamander spleen | 16 |
| #270 | scrumptious reagent | 428 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2007 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #558 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1450 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #683 | spooky stuffing | 8 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #500 | squashed frog | 16 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #246 | thin black candle | 1,073 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #33 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 22 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #415 | tortoise's blessing | 4 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #134 | tropical wrapping paper | 6 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #142 | wooden axe | 6 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1212 | yo-yo | 12 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |