NimitzBlitz

RankItemQuantity
#4300Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#2465Colander of Em-er'il1
#2255Crown of the Goblin King7
#1697Disco 'Fro Pick2
#1789El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2385Elder Turtle Shell1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1319Senior Mints1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1914Valentine3
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1955Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#680anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1883anniversary gift box2
#2064astronaut pants1
#4407badass belt7
#1623bottle of goofballs14
#38bounty-hunting helmet1
#32bounty-hunting pants1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#2167box of sunshine58
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#20consolation ribbon1
#273dense meat stack1,000
#2501easter egg balloon7
#207empty blowgun11
#1000filthy corduroys1
#325filthy hippy poncho1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#269floral print shirt1
#428frilly shirt1
#428furry pants1
#470fuzzy dice10
#211gingham blouse1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#405harem girl t-shirt2
#125hippopotamus pants1
#709mariachi G-string1
#785miner's pants1
#858ninja hot pants1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1171pants of the Slug Lord2
#927papaya2
#974piece of wedding cake2
🥇pirate hook1
#681pirate shirt1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#1725pixellated candy heart2
#24propeller beanie2
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#72seal tooth612
#1883shiny ring6
#892silver shrimp fork1
#803snowboarder pants1
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#593supportive bra1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#2033teddy bear1
🥇time sleigh1
#3991tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3116tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3945tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3179tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4313tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3125tiny plastic Felonia1
#3834tiny plastic G Imp1
#3957tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3878tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3913tiny plastic Hellion1
#3885tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3960tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3915tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3898tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3864tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3873tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3908tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#2747tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#3065tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3068tiny plastic The Man1
#3929tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3858tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8216tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3981tiny plastic astronomer1
#8256tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3966tiny plastic beanbat1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8179tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3926tiny plastic blooper1
#3958tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3911tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8224tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3914tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3939tiny plastic demoninja1
#4499tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3879tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3847tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3924tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3927tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8155tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8193tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8098tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3863tiny plastic goth giant1
#8064tiny plastic grue1
#3897tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#3893tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8203tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8105tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3842tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8118tiny plastic mosquito1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3998tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8102tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3895tiny plastic scary clown1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3852tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3839tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8228tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3939tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8163tiny plastic stab bat1
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4041tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3864tiny plastic taco cat1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3844tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3875tiny plastic warwelf1
#3854tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3850tiny plastic zmobie1
#116urinal cake109
#668vampire collar1
#586wang1
#903white balloon1
#48white belt1
#802white picket fence1
#641white satin pants2
#582white satin shield1
#1059white snake skin1
#854white sword1
#106yakskin pants1

Wow, that's 2,021 items total!

what items are this player missing?