| #311 | 1-ball | 17 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1368 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #801 | Cloaca-Cola | 26 |
| #941 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #577 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #659 | Dyspepsi grenade | 17 |
| #1044 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 36 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #573 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #172 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #338 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #2565 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #476 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #702 | gingerbread horror | 9 |
| #274 | golden ring | 80 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #916 | iGoogly | 11 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #1747 | killing feather | 26 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #288 | laser-broiled pear | 28 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #874 | monomolecular yo-yo | 35 |
| #1089 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #684 | robotronic egg | 42 |
| #1354 | rogue swarmer | 43 |
| #459 | sawblade fragment | 72 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #546 | spooky eggnog | 10 |
| #1365 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #990 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #889 | stuffed gray blob | 23 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #8 | sunken chest | 13,341 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1344 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #713 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |