| #308 | 1-ball | 17 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1364 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #801 | Cloaca-Cola | 26 |
| #942 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #657 | Dyspepsi grenade | 17 |
| #1043 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 36 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #573 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #171 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #477 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #700 | gingerbread horror | 9 |
| #274 | golden ring | 80 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #916 | iGoogly | 11 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #1747 | killing feather | 26 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #287 | laser-broiled pear | 28 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #873 | monomolecular yo-yo | 35 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #682 | robotronic egg | 42 |
| #1355 | rogue swarmer | 43 |
| #459 | sawblade fragment | 72 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #546 | spooky eggnog | 10 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #991 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #890 | stuffed gray blob | 23 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #8 | sunken chest | 13,341 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1344 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |