| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #153 | Ent cider | 99 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #2392 | Yummy Tummy bean | 14 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #798 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #580 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #608 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 4 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1275 | length of string | 5 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1599 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1241 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #54 | plot hole | 7,714 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #514 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1034 | string of blue beads | 11 |
| #1033 | string of green beads | 11 |
| #1210 | string of red beads | 9 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1475 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1131 | tree-eating kite | 19 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #1164 | yo-yo | 13 |