| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #153 | Ent cider | 99 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1963 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #2389 | Yummy Tummy bean | 14 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #764 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #801 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #579 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1589 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1709 | googly eye | 4 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #607 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 4 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1274 | length of string | 5 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1598 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1241 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #54 | plot hole | 7,714 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #514 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1033 | string of blue beads | 11 |
| #1032 | string of green beads | 11 |
| #1209 | string of red beads | 9 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1132 | tree-eating kite | 19 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #1164 | yo-yo | 13 |