| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #89 | aspirin | 8 |
| #495 | astral mushroom | 15 |
| #110 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #113 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #1634 | candy cane | 18 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #106 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1864 | killing feather | 23 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1132 | robotronic egg | 22 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1164 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #420 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 8 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 9 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #1063 | top | 4 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #142 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #327 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |