| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #730 | Boss Bat britches | 20 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #263 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #35 | Jarlsberg's earring | 26 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #160 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 9 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #1288 | badass belt | 43 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #2462 | box of sunshine | 44 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #168 | fat stacks of cash | 103 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #617 | grue egg | 43 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #929 | lead necklace | 4 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| 🥇 | orange traffic cone | 2 |
| #397 | penguin skin | 160 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #418 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #4300 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5315 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2070 | toast | 89 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #448 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 22 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |