| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #731 | Boss Bat britches | 20 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #265 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #35 | Jarlsberg's earring | 26 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #160 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 9 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #46 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #1287 | badass belt | 43 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #2461 | box of sunshine | 44 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #170 | fat stacks of cash | 103 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #622 | grue egg | 43 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #930 | lead necklace | 4 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| 🥇 | orange traffic cone | 2 |
| #398 | penguin skin | 160 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #367 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1169 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #407 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #642 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #417 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #4308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2073 | toast | 89 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #450 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 22 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |