| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #736 | Cloaca grenade | 16 |
| #802 | Cloaca-Cola | 26 |
| #620 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #428 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1037 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #816 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #877 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 56 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #297 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 185 |
| #274 | Now and Earlier | 14 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #208 | Rock Pops | 226 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #927 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #1817 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #323 | Yummy Tummy bean | 658 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #340 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #42 | candied kobold | 142 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #634 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #34 | fruit bowl | 10 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #808 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #503 | kite | 14 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1096 | length of string | 8 |
| #1047 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #998 | pet rock | 7 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #165 | pixellated candy heart | 104 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #958 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #234 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1511 | yo-yo | 7 |