| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #733 | Cloaca grenade | 16 |
| #801 | Cloaca-Cola | 26 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #429 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1034 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #813 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #877 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 56 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #298 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 185 |
| #273 | Now and Earlier | 14 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #209 | Rock Pops | 226 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #927 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #1819 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #324 | Yummy Tummy bean | 658 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #42 | candied kobold | 142 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #34 | fruit bowl | 10 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #809 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #503 | kite | 14 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1096 | length of string | 8 |
| #1048 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1312 | pail | 3 |
| #998 | pet rock | 7 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #166 | pixellated candy heart | 104 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #960 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1475 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #231 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | yo-yo | 7 |