| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #393 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 16 |
| #30 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #6 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #36 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #15 | Tome of Rad Libs | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 74,345 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | bottle of vodka | 258,864 |
| #95 | box of sunshine | 4,340 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #16 | crystal skeleton vodka | 33 |
| #33 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #77 | flashing novelty button | 8 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #33 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 131 |
| #7 | junk food | 48 |
| #9 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 582 |
| #17 | library card | 151 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #19 | radio button candy | 46 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #4 | silver salt-shaker | 122 |
| #4 | slug of vodka | 1,410 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #7 | tiny shaker of salt | 1,373 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |