| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #2094 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #105 | Knob stuffed shells | 19 |
| #2084 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 8 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #469 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 11 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #177 | can of Binarrrca | 63 |
| #2395 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #653 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1130 | dill | 13 |
| #1692 | eggnog | 5 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1726 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #552 | gingerbread bugbear | 43 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1846 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #1678 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #4 | snarling wolf shield | 888 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #586 | string of blue beads | 21 |
| #972 | string of green beads | 12 |
| #689 | string of red beads | 17 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #25 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 888 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1732 | useless powder | 3 |
| #1064 | vinegar | 18 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |