ThatsRidiculousItsNotEvenFunny

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#2033Baron von Ratsworth's monocle5
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1264CRIMBCO mug5
#1127CRIMBCO wine5
#1869Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#1177Crimbuck420
#858Disco 'Fro Pick4
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#699Elder Turtle Shell4
#202Jarlsberg's earring7
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1125anniversary gift box4
#4170badass belt8
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#72boring spaghetti11
#2560bottle of goofballs7
#5011box of sunshine7
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#355cheap toaster6
🥉control crystal1
#2069easter egg balloon10
#661fuzzy dice8
#2196grue egg10
#31penguin shorts11
#323plain brown wrapper1
#828pork elf goodies sack6
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#840stainless steel slacks5
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
🥇time sleigh1
#1544unusual disco ball1
#1042worthless knick-knack1
#651worthless trinket2

Wow, that's 567 items total!

what items are this player missing?