| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1274 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1831 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #305 | cherry | 11 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #85 | dry martini | 11 |
| #56 | dry vodka martini | 11 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #312 | fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #152 | gloomy black mushroom | 26 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #182 | grog | 11 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #515 | grue egg omelette | 3 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #207 | jumbo olive | 11 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #533 | lime | 11 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #608 | marzipan skull | 12 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #81 | old-fashioned | 11 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #801 | pool cue | 3 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #106 | sangria | 11 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #132 | spooky powder | 12 |
| #228 | spooky wad | 10 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #121 | tequila with training wheels | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |