| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1276 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1823 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2764 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1544 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #307 | cherry | 11 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #86 | dry martini | 11 |
| #56 | dry vodka martini | 11 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #1294 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #312 | fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #152 | gloomy black mushroom | 26 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #183 | grog | 11 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #513 | grue egg omelette | 3 |
| #182 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #207 | jumbo olive | 11 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #535 | lime | 11 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1203 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #606 | marzipan skull | 12 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2264 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #81 | old-fashioned | 11 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #469 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #804 | pool cue | 3 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #108 | sangria | 11 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2772 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #133 | spooky powder | 12 |
| #229 | spooky wad | 10 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #122 | tequila with training wheels | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |