| #107 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #1068 | Angry Farmer candy | 30 |
| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #551 | Cold Hots candy | 8 |
| #1339 | Daffy Taffy | 12 |
| #191 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #122 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 1 |
| #125 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #140 | Fitspiration™ poster | 3 |
| #86 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 3 |
| #140 | Gearhead Goo | 2 |
| #232 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #113 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #1285 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #272 | Milk Studs | 2 |
| #1210 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 33 |
| #1315 | Rock Pops | 29 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1320 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #229 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #178 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #113 | Smart Bone Dust | 2 |
| #921 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 29 |
| #236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #186 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #740 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 12 |
| #1117 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1269 | Yummy Tummy bean | 112 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #169 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #709 | bag of Cheat-Os | 4 |
| #312 | bag of W&Ws | 3 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #312 | bazookafish bubble gum | 3 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #176 | blob of acid | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #300 | box of Dweebs | 3 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #235 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| #96 | candied bolts | 8 |
| #560 | candied kobold | 5 |
| #623 | candied nuts | 2 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #90 | censored can label | 3 |
| #70 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 8 |
| #204 | chocolate disco ball | 2 |
| #180 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #98 | compressed air canister | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #113 | cube of ectoplasm | 1 |
| #207 | death blossom | 1 |
| #112 | demonic surgical gloves | 1 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #117 | ectoplasm au jus | 2 |
| #171 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #157 | electric copperhead potion | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #913 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #217 | fireclutch | 1 |
| #163 | flask of rainwater | 1 |
| #201 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #131 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #151 | giant neckbeard | 2 |
| #257 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #196 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #229 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #207 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
| #1886 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #514 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #215 | janglin' bones | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #194 | kobold kibble | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #438 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #137 | lucky cat's paw | 1 |
| #163 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 1 |
| #486 | marzipan skull | 19 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #130 | ninja fear powder | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #169 | page of the Necrohobocon | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #491 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #200 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #1366 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #158 | plastic Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #83 | possibility potion | 2 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #158 | pygmy adder oil | 2 |
| #215 | pygmy papers | 1 |
| #953 | radium-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #404 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #154 | salt water taffy | 1 |
| #210 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 2 |
| #128 | short calculator | 1 |
| #154 | short deposition | 2 |
| #241 | skelelton spine | 1 |
| #205 | skeletal banana | 1 |
| #182 | smut orc sunglasses | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #137 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 2 |
| #172 | steampunk potion | 1 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8971 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8880 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #541 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #146 | temporary tribal tattoo | 1 |
| #101 | the kindest cold cut | 1 |
| #197 | tiny canopic jar | 1 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #242 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 7 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #192 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 8 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #417 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #496 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #485 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #118 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 10 |
| #303 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 6 |
| #603 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #98 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 4 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #402 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #105 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 4 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #104 | vial of swamp vapors | 3 |
| #157 | voodoo glowskull | 2 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #167 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #107 | wind-up owl | 3 |
| #166 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #915 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #184 | zombie hollandaise | 1 |