| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #1202 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #157 | baconstone bracelet | 4 |
| #759 | ball | 8 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #995 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #315 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #191 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #60 | bottle of gin | 945 |
| #715 | bottle of goofballs | 36 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #85 | bottle of rum | 1,344 |
| #1075 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #48 | bottle of tequila | 1,226 |
| #44 | bottle of vodka | 1,259 |
| #52 | bottle of whiskey | 1,698 |
| #58 | boxed wine | 801 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #1035 | canteen of wine | 15 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #1394 | clown hammer | 6 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1221 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #668 | dusty Crimbo crate | 15 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1039 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #1032 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1710 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #130 | funky dried mushroom | 100 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #899 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #1177 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 16 |
| #129 | ice-cold Willer | 672 |
| #922 | ice-cold fotie | 7 |
| #121 | invisible bag | 7 |
| #218 | irradiated candy cane | 16 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #272 | kite | 28 |
| #650 | lavender candy heart | 11 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #475 | length of string | 25 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #261 | oozenog | 11 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #958 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #779 | penguin thesaurus | 8 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #204 | pulsing flesh | 14 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #531 | rag doll | 4 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #255 | rigid carapace | 14 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #137 | sock monkey | 19 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #197 | stuffed doppelshifter | 78 |
| #898 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #621 | teddy bear | 10 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2068 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #886 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 20 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 14 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 10 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #586 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #567 | tiny plastic angry goat | 29 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #597 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 28 |
| #996 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 18 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #803 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #787 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 22 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #695 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 25 |
| #730 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 23 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1478 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #877 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #935 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #569 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 29 |
| #838 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 21 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #776 | tiny plastic grue | 22 |
| #2113 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hermit | 10 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 15 |
| #602 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 28 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #789 | tiny plastic mosquito | 22 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #961 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 18 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #2145 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #885 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 20 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic stab bat | 22 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #319 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #941 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 8 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #207 | toy train | 10 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #272 | twitching claw | 14 |
| #347 | unstable DNA | 148 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #5 | water pipe bomb | 122,176 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #132 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1617 | yellow snowcone | 5 |
| #279 | yo-yo | 108 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |