| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #592 | BURT | 2 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #15 | Elf Army machine parts | 144 |
| #110 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 7 |
| 🥉 | Imp Ale | 240,063 |
| #230 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 4 |
| #242 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 4 |
| #232 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 4 |
| #210 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 3 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #839 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #17 | alpine watercolor set | 2 |
| #91 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| #99 | angst burger | 4 |
| #31 | asbestos sword hilt | 16 |
| #63 | barrel beryl | 3 |
| #104 | blue class ring | 41 |
| #71 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #39 | bubblin' crude | 976 |
| #395 | bunny liver | 13 |
| #104 | chrome crossbow string | 2 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #93 | eleven-foot pole | 5 |
| #1260 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #76 | eternal car battery | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #403 | fire | 14 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #96 | gingerbread bugbear | 269 |
| #171 | green clay bead | 72 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #15 | grubby wool | 33 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #20 | inflammable leaf | 192 |
| #31 | labrador cookie | 3 |
| #107 | lovecat tail | 8 |
| #335 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #5 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5,137 |
| #10 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 847 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #161 | pink clay bead | 125 |
| #417 | plastic passion fruit | 3 |
| #161 | purple clay bead | 28 |
| #88 | red class ring | 203 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #539 | roll of toilet paper | 144 |
| #248 | shiny stones | 15 |
| #196 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #176 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #54 | topiary nugglet | 80 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #75 | weathered barrel | 1 |
| #139 | white class ring | 80 |
| #108 | worthless gewgaw | 112 |
| #112 | worthless knick-knack | 147 |
| #88 | worthless trinket | 137 |