| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #603 | BURT | 2 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #17 | Elf Army machine parts | 144 |
| #109 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 7 |
| 🥉 | Imp Ale | 240,063 |
| #234 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 4 |
| #245 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 4 |
| #234 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 4 |
| #212 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 3 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #280 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #856 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #17 | alpine watercolor set | 2 |
| #92 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| #99 | angst burger | 4 |
| #35 | asbestos sword hilt | 16 |
| #64 | barrel beryl | 3 |
| #105 | blue class ring | 43 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #74 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #42 | bubblin' crude | 976 |
| #404 | bunny liver | 13 |
| #107 | chrome crossbow string | 2 |
| #42 | chrome sword hilt | 7 |
| #38 | cuppa Proprie tea | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #97 | eleven-foot pole | 5 |
| #1264 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #77 | eternal car battery | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #407 | fire | 14 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #98 | gingerbread bugbear | 269 |
| #173 | green clay bead | 72 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #19 | grubby wool | 33 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #25 | inflammable leaf | 192 |
| #30 | labrador cookie | 3 |
| #111 | lovecat tail | 8 |
| #340 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #5 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5,137 |
| #10 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 847 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #165 | pink clay bead | 125 |
| #420 | plastic passion fruit | 3 |
| #165 | purple clay bead | 28 |
| #90 | red class ring | 208 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #544 | roll of toilet paper | 144 |
| #248 | shiny stones | 15 |
| #203 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #183 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #55 | topiary nugglet | 80 |
| #451 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #75 | weathered barrel | 1 |
| #133 | white class ring | 84 |
| #115 | worthless gewgaw | 112 |
| #119 | worthless knick-knack | 147 |
| #95 | worthless trinket | 148 |