| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #34 | Boris's ring | 34 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #330 | Elder Turtle Shell | 7 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #15 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 3 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #99 | Mace of the Tortoise | 5 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #35 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 2 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #23 | Ring of Fire | 4 |
| #10 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 6 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #22 | The Ring | 4 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #13 | asbestos helmet turtle | 26 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #10 | baconstone ring | 23 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #27 | bottlecap turtle | 25 |
| #29 | box turtle | 29 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #23 | candied yam pinky ring | 8 |
| #18 | cardboard box turtle | 10 |
| #28 | chintzy noodle ring | 102 |
| #24 | chintzy turtle brooch | 90 |
| #36 | chrome helmet turtle | 15 |
| #9 | clockwork rings | 19 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #999 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #379 | encoder ring | 47 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #7 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 15 |
| #25 | furry green turtle | 21 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #200 | giant pinky ring | 75 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #7 | hamethyst ring | 23 |
| #1994 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #13 | helmet turtle | 31,808 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #37 | knobby helmet turtle | 16 |
| #85 | lead yo-yo | 3 |
| #91 | left half of a heart necklace | 5 |
| #21 | linoleum helmet turtle | 11 |
| #12 | meaty helmet turtle | 51 |
| #1499 | monomolecular yo-yo | 5 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #30 | pants of the Slug Lord | 83 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #15 | porquoise ring | 20 |
| #7 | pulled porquoise ring | 13 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #152 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 65 |
| #67 | right half of a heart necklace | 9 |
| #28 | ring of adornment | 30 |
| #80 | ring of aggravate monster | 153 |
| #39 | ring of cold resistance | 15 |
| #33 | ring of conflict | 20 |
| #39 | ring of fire resistance | 17 |
| #30 | ring of gain strength | 29 |
| #105 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 31 |
| #30 | ring of increase damage | 31 |
| #122 | salty slug | 15 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #37 | shiny ring | 428 |
| #25 | skeleton key ring | 46 |
| #89 | skeletortoise | 4 |
| #8 | solid baconstone ring | 15 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #902 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #7 | stone turtle | 79 |
| #226 | stuffed yo-yo | 3 |
| #527 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #219 | tortoise's blessing | 12 |
| #240 | turtle totem | 240 |
| #318 | yo | 30 |
| #1415 | yo-yo | 9 |
| #172 | yohohoyo | 18 |