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| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #193 | BitterSweetTarts | 2 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1314 | Cloaca-Cola | 4 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #104 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 7 |
| #1098 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| #1921 | Crimbuck | 50 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #780 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 2 |
| #77 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 4 |
| #212 | Nuclear Blastball | 2 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #346 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 6 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #286 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #291 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 5 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #356 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #434 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 6 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 4 |
| #551 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #321 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 6 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #117 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 2 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #8 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 2 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #56 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #628 | asparagus knife | 6 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
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| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #751 | bottle of rum | 31 |
| #218 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 34 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2375 | brick | 2 |
| #274 | brick of sand | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #340 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #258 | cocktail napkin | 16 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #488 | enchanted toothpick | 2 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #809 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #125 | fish juice box | 6 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #339 | fish-liver oil | 21 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #632 | foolscap fool's cap | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #621 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #184 | halfberd | 3 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #930 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #376 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #590 | ninja hot pants | 3 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #157 | paint bomb | 3 |
| #570 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #282 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #456 | razor-sharp can lid | 23 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #766 | roasted marshmallow | 20 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #891 | scrumptious reagent | 6 |
| #1488 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
| #368 | solid gold pegleg | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #1620 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #131 | stress ball | 2 |
| #2006 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2143 | stuffed Meat | 10 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #700 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 9 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1462 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2069 | stuffed mink | 11 |
| #2157 | stuffed monocle | 10 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #5355 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6997 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2062 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
| #2304 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #2210 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #625 | tambourine bells | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #143 | tin rations | 1 |
| #254 | tiny ninja sword | 4 |
| #365 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #597 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 7 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #508 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 5 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #413 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 6 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 6 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 10 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #830 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #689 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #442 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 10 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #848 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 9 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #761 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #741 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 10 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 9 |
| #935 | tiny plastic astronomer | 8 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #675 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 6 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #526 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 8 |
| #662 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 6 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #665 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 6 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #971 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #537 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 8 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1086 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #944 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #851 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #860 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #2509 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #543 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 8 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 10 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #967 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #684 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #911 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #267 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #189 | tip jar | 7 |
| #2887 | toast | 6 |
| #68 | tobiko pocky | 2 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #925 | vinegar | 27 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #513 | worthless trinket | 4 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |