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| #15 | Aiolion | 1 |
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| #100 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #45 | Centauri fish wine | 1 |
| #19 | Cobra Bowl | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
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| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
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| #224 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #55 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #24 | Doc's Medical-Grade Wine | 1 |
| #11 | Dressage | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #76 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
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| #25 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
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| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
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| #271 | Friendliness Beverage | 2 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #116 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #107 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
| #11 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #91 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 2 |
| #64 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #28 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| #78 | Hungerâ„¢ Sauce | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #23 | Island Hurricane | 1 |
| #42 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #18 | Ludovico Pastaco | 2 |
| #44 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
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| #92 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
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| #38 | Newark | 1 |
| #39 | Phil Collins | 1 |
| #14 | PirateRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #84 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
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| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #31 | Quaatoradeâ„¢ | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #19 | Sexy Cosmo | 1 |
| #22 | Smuggler's Punch | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #92 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #66 | Stooper | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #23 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #277 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #29 | Turtle Bowl | 1 |
| #51 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
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| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #17 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #46 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #171 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #92 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #74 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #151 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #214 | blue grass | 1 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #49 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #62 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
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| #23 | bottle of extra-dark rhum | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #163 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #81 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #5 | bran muffin | 1 |
| #44 | broberry brogurt | 1 |
| #40 | brocolate brogurt | 1 |
| #83 | browser cookie | 1 |
| #138 | bucket of wine | 2 |
| #49 | buzzing mushroom wine | 1 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
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| #70 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #100 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #49 | candied pecan | 1 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #39 | chocolate Spider Queen | 1 |
| #209 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #153 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #51 | complex mushroom wine | 1 |
| #565 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #18 | crabsicle | 1 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #180 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #121 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #74 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #376 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #41 | dirt julep | 1 |
| #34 | disco biscuit | 1 |
| #45 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #97 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #30 | double entendre | 1 |
| #28 | drive-by shooting | 2 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #15 | earthenware muffin tin | 1 |
| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #89 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #69 | expensive champagne | 1 |
| 🥈 | extra DNA | 1 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #116 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #125 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #72 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #98 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #123 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #200 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #136 | goblin water | 2 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #35 | green-iced sweet roll | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #77 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #45 | hell in a bucket | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #338 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #110 | ice harvest | 1 |
| #50 | ice rice | 1 |
| #29 | iceberg lettuce | 1 |
| #60 | iced plum wine | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #41 | improved martini | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #32 | jug of booze | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #93 | knoll mushroom wine | 2 |
| #39 | leftover chocolate bar | 1 |
| #38 | leftover pasty | 1 |
| #128 | liquid ice | 2 |
| #105 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #70 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #80 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
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| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
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| #57 | magnum of fancy champagne | 1 |
| #77 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #34 | mentholated wine | 1 |
| #70 | mid-level medieval mead | 1 |
| #36 | mince pie | 1 |
| #24 | mini kiwi | 1 |
| #16 | mini kiwi digitized cookies | 1 |
| #13 | mini kiwi intoxicating spirits | 1 |
| #151 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #53 | mulled berry wine | 1 |
| #490 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #146 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #15 | newborn kobold | 1 |
| #32 | nothingtini | 2 |
| #219 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #43 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #78 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #40 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #51 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #45 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| #50 | overpowering mushroom wine | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #30 | patent avarice tonic | 2 |
| #35 | patent invisibility tonic | 2 |
| #11 | peppermint donut | 1 |
| #90 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #87 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #80 | ph balancer | 1 |
| #137 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #24 | piscatini | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #33 | plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #96 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #82 | pressurized potion of perception | 1 |
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| #438 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
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| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
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| #48 | rainbow jellybean | 1 |
| #124 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #108 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #71 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
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| #208 | salt wages | 1 |
| #145 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
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| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #130 | shark cartilage | 1 |
| #245 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #43 | shroomtini | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #52 | skin oil | 1 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #51 | smooth mushroom wine | 1 |
| #27 | soilzerac | 1 |
| #71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #37 | space chowder | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #147 | spice melange | 1 |
| #63 | splendid martini | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #35 | super good fruit | 1 |
| #10 | sweet potato o' mine | 1 |
| #12 | sweet potato punch | 1 |
| #35 | swirling mushroom wine | 2 |
| #49 | tempura avocado | 1 |
| #43 | tempura broccoli | 2 |
| #53 | tempura cauliflower | 1 |
| #53 | tempura radish | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #32 | terra panna cotta | 1 |
| #34 | thanksgiving turkey | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #66 | thyme jelly donut | 1 |
| #144 | tiny dancer | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #103 | turtle mud | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #92 | turtle voicebox | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #49 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #87 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #133 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #289 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #112 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #178 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #49 | unusual oil | 1 |
| #76 | very fancy whiskey | 1 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #31 | warm gravy | 1 |
| #51 | water log | 1 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #83 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #32 | whiskey squeeze | 1 |
| #72 | witch's bread | 1 |
| #139 | wriggling worm | 1 |
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| #11 | yam slider | 1 |