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| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
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| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
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| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #26 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| #77 | Hunger™ Sauce | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
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| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
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| #56 | Prunets | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #17 | Sexy Cosmo | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #17 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #27 | Turtle Bowl | 1 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #51 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
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| #5 | bran muffin | 1 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #63 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
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| #48 | complex mushroom wine | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #18 | crabsicle | 1 |
| #124 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #117 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #40 | dirt julep | 1 |
| #34 | disco biscuit | 1 |
| #41 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #95 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #29 | double entendre | 1 |
| #40 | drive-by shooting | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #122 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #158 | goblin water | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
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| #50 | ice rice | 1 |
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| #12 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
| #168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #37 | leftover chocolate bar | 1 |
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| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #104 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
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| #330 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 4 |
| #32 | mentholated wine | 1 |
| #150 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #14 | newborn kobold | 1 |
| #38 | nothingtini | 1 |
| #41 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #34 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #48 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #42 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #39 | patent avarice tonic | 1 |
| #41 | patent invisibility tonic | 1 |
| #7 | peppermint donut | 1 |
| #87 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #23 | piscatini | 1 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #82 | pressurized potion of perception | 1 |
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| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #125 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #202 | salt wages | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
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| #246 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
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| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #53 | swirling mushroom wine | 1 |
| #55 | tempura broccoli | 1 |
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