ishootthings

RankItemQuantity
#741-ball112
#1112-ball70
#1413-ball54
#1264-ball68
#765-ball107
#356-ball364
#1227-ball73
#948-ball502
#939-ball11
#3599.44% pure math1
#439Argarggagarg's fang4
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#7Caipiranha52
#88Choco-Mint patty1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1199Corpse Island iced tea3
#197Crimbo food scraps2
#2654Crown of the Goblin King5
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#38Dish of Clarified Butter2
#28Flaming Caipiranha8
#15Flying Caipiranha10
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#209Inndya trading card1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#28Kokomo Resort Pass12
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#39Lead Zeta of Chastity3
#2321Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet6
#182Mylar balloon1
#51Mysterious Island iced tea1
#335New Zealand iced tea3
#144Raggedy Hippy doll2
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#109Texas tea1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#183Venus flytrap1
#600Volartta's bellbottoms2
#771Workytime Tea1
#10Yolo™ chocolates12
#13abstraction: comprehension3
#550adorable seal larva5
#409anniversary balloon2
#408around the world2
#7427badass belt1
#76bag of park garbage478
#7bakelite-covered bacon143
#7baseball1,709
#977belemnite fossil1
#225big rock5
#146black Crimbo ball10
#711black paisley oyster egg7
#1131black plastic oyster egg3
#452black polka-dot oyster egg11
#1476black striped oyster egg3
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#1032blue plastic oyster egg4
#536blue polka-dot oyster egg8
#184blue striped oyster egg21
#2996bottle of goofballs5
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
🥈brilliant oyster egg585
#744burst hellseal brain2
#2152can of CRIMBCOLA1
#4chocolate "Phoenix"72
#17chocolate Ogre Chieftain6
#15chocolate Spider Queen9
#14chocolate covered ping-pong ball99
#75chocolate disco ball20
#714chocolate filthy lucre1
#70chocolate frosted sugar bomb1
#75chocolate pasta spoon16
#67chocolate saucepan21
#53chocolate seal-clubbing club30
#67chocolate stolen accordion20
#55chocolate turtle totem27
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#5chocolate-covered loofah66
#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#37chocotini3
#46cocoa chondrule1
#426cocoa egg23
#624cocoa eggshell fragment44
#883commemorative war stein1
#69cup of lukewarm tea1
#20cuppa Activi tea11
#40cuppa Boo tea2
#37cuppa Chari tea1
#26cuppa Cruel tea9
#28cuppa Dexteri tea8
#36cuppa Feroci tea1
#28cuppa Flamibili tea5
#23cuppa Flexibili tea10
#33cuppa Frost tea4
#28cuppa Impregnabili tea8
#32cuppa Improprie tea8
#29cuppa Insani tea5
#28cuppa Irritabili tea5
#34cuppa Mana tea5
#29cuppa Monstrosi tea3
#31cuppa Morbidi tea6
#22cuppa Nas tea13
#27cuppa Net tea6
#26cuppa Neuroplastici tea8
#21cuppa Physicali tea11
#32cuppa Proprie tea4
#34cuppa Toast tea3
#33cuppa Twen tea4
#32cuppa Uncertain tea4
#29cuppa Wit tea5
#29cuppa Yet tea7
#15cursed chocolate doubloon16
#1025daisy1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#315epic wad1
🥇evil paper umbrella12
#14fancy tophat1
#98frozen seal spine1
#496fuzzy busby3
#609fuzzy montera1
#501ghost of a necklace2
#2128giant pinky ring2
#64gingerbread pirate3
#50gleaming oyster egg12
#9glistening oyster egg76
#551gold wedding ring5
#3141grue egg5
#544hideous egg2
#145hippy herbal tea10
#26homeopathic mint tea9
#21hyperinflated seal lung36
#341imp unity ring3
#74infernal toilet brush1
#839lavender paisley oyster egg4
#556lavender plastic oyster egg7
#359lavender polka-dot oyster egg8
#346lavender striped oyster egg7
#28leftover chocolate bar5
#81lustrous oyster egg7
#16magnificent oyster egg45
#62mannequin leg1
#412mauve paisley oyster egg7
#132mauve plastic oyster egg23
#729mauve polka-dot oyster egg4
#587mauve striped oyster egg7
#8mushroom tea20
#440off-white paisley oyster egg5
#1823off-white plastic oyster egg2
#590off-white polka-dot oyster egg5
#60off-white striped oyster egg37
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#819pack of pogs5
#27pearlescent oyster egg27
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#30pixel rock1
#9polyeaster egg49
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#919puce paisley oyster egg3
#611puce plastic oyster egg6
#1173puce polka-dot oyster egg3
#287puce striped oyster egg9
#1729really dense meat stack1
#10red button5,888
#1082red paisley oyster egg3
#1390red plastic oyster egg3
#62red polka-dot oyster egg33
#807red striped oyster egg3
#50robin's egg1
#430robotronic egg60
#78scintillating oyster egg11
#760shredded hellseal hide1
#328skull of the Bonerdagon2
#2328solid gold bowling ball2
#3791spectre scepter1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#2480stuffed doppelshifter2
#499stuffed ghuol whelp2
#2145stuffed gray blob3
#777stuffed zmobie1
#17tainted seal's blood28
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#957tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#2119tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#18tiny plastic Bar1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#890tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type2
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#2195tiny plastic Black Knight3
#2068tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#18tiny plastic Cafe1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#491tiny plastic Duke Starkiller2
#20tiny plastic Factory1
#3830tiny plastic G Imp1
#793tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#3875tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#786tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#3911tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3895tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1341tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#3906tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3927tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#1121tiny plastic angry space marine2
#2161tiny plastic apathetic lizardman3
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8128tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3964tiny plastic beanbat1
#988tiny plastic bee swarm3
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#1717tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#6188tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#3924tiny plastic blooper1
#2218tiny plastic brainsweeper3
#972tiny plastic bugaboo3
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#2857tiny plastic cocoabo6
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#2769tiny plastic demoninja2
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#3877tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3923tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3903tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#324tiny plastic golden gundam1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#6149tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#1341tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8069tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#1344tiny plastic moneybee1
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#1111tiny plastic mumblebee2
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#2036tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton9
#3937tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#6129tiny plastic stab bat2
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3842tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3851tiny plastic whitesnake1
#19topiary nugglet301
#750torn hellseal sinew1
#392tulip1
#1544unusual disco ball1
#728urinal cake1
#145useless powder1,602
#2411valuable trinket1
#104yellow paisley oyster egg20
#967yellow plastic oyster egg6
#157yellow polka-dot oyster egg13
#1061yellow striped oyster egg2

Wow, that's 13,774 items total!

what items are this player missing?