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| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
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| #62 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 13 |
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| #554 | stinky mushroom | 3 |
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| #57 | sugar sphere | 2 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #52 | suggestive strozzapreti | 1 |
| #131 | sun-dried tofu | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
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| #19 | sweat-ade | 3 |
| #111 | sweet roll Alabama | 7 |
| #125 | synthetic marrow | 2 |
| #722 | t8r tots | 2 |
| #19 | tainted seal's blood | 23 |
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| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #95 | tarnished tastevin | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
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| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #162 | tequila with training wheels | 8 |
| #209 | that gum you like | 3 |
| #124 | thermos of brew | 4 |
| #1448 | thin black candle | 4 |
| #120 | throwing fork | 1 |
| #102 | tiny barrel | 11 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
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| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
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| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
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| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
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| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
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| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
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| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #263 | tisket | 1 |
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| #90 | tobiko pocky | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #107 | tofu stir-fry | 1 |
| #134 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #61 | tofurkey nugget | 4 |
| #233 | tomato juice of powerful power | 8 |
| #24 | tonic o' Banderas | 5 |
| #123 | tonic water | 11 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
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| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
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| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #428 | tube of dread wax | 4 |
| #1622 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #29 | twice-haunted screwdriver | 1 |
| #331 | twinkly nuggets | 12 |
| #241 | twinkly powder | 20 |
| #903 | twinkly wad | 7 |
| #16 | ultra-soft ferns | 4 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #310 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
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| #235 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
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| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
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| #52 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
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| #78 | vial of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
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| #64 | vibrating mushroom | 1 |
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| #49 | viral video | 1 |
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| #321 | vodka and cranberry | 6 |
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| #1030 | wad of dough | 2 |
| #151 | wand of pigification | 4 |
| #353 | warm mushroom | 4 |
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| #66 | weighted paperclip chain | 1 |
| #49 | whimpering willow bark | 13 |
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| #65 | whole roasted chicken | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
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