| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #3772 | badass belt | 10 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #752 | blue snowcone | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #5006 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1350 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #1544 | grue egg | 16 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #659 | purple snowcone | 5 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #681 | red snowcone | 3 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #1727 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1868 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1837 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #693 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |
| #119 | yak whip | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |