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| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #103 | BACON | 200 |
| #315 | BRICKO brick | 99 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #341 | CSA fire-starting kit | 9 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #38 | Comet Pop | 12 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #953 | Drowsy Sword | 15 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #24 | Fudgie Roll | 28 |
| #29 | Giant black monolith | 1 |
| #56 | Good 'n' Slimy | 5 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #43 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 6 |
| #7 | Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged) | 8 |
| #1304 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 18 |
| š„ | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #219 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 10 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #53 | Source essence | 640 |
| #32 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 2 |
| #29 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 11 |
| #24 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 12 |
| #33 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 15 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #45 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 14 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #365 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 9 |
| #131 | accord ion | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #66 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #123 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #95 | batskin belt | 16 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #148 | blue class ring | 28 |
| #117 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| š„ | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #135 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #220 | brick of sand | 8 |
| #224 | bubblin' crude | 58 |
| #587 | bunny liver | 5 |
| #903 | candied kobold | 2 |
| #46 | candycaine powder | 2 |
| #38 | cartoon harpoon | 12 |
| #5 | ceramic celery grater | 2 |
| #12 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate disco ball | 2 |
| #152 | chocolate pasta spoon | 4 |
| #106 | chocolate saucepan | 9 |
| #129 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #212 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #69 | chocolate turtle totem | 14 |
| #431 | coconut shell | 87 |
| #1221 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #713 | disassembled clover | 44 |
| #367 | distilled fortified wine | 7 |
| #35 | drink chit | 13 |
| #353 | dry noodles | 302 |
| #591 | duct tape | 53 |
| #125 | eleven-foot pole | 2 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #360 | fat loot token | 2 |
| #19 | fixodent | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #150 | gearbox necklace | 6 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #587 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #156 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 3 |
| #372 | gold wedding ring | 14 |
| #752 | green clay bead | 5 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #176 | gummi snake | 2 |
| #1659 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #132 | killing jar | 3 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #490 | little paper umbrella | 91 |
| #152 | loadstone | 6 |
| #35 | logging hatchet | 8 |
| #159 | love song of icy revenge | 26 |
| #163 | love song of naughty innuendo | 40 |
| #151 | love song of smoldering passion | 43 |
| #155 | love song of sugary cuteness | 31 |
| #158 | love song of vague ambiguity | 42 |
| #437 | magical ice cubes | 83 |
| #108 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #466 | old sweatpants | 153 |
| #15 | pearl diver's ring | 1 |
| #544 | really dense meat stack | 12 |
| #99 | red class ring | 186 |
| #150 | resolution: be feistier | 1 |
| #130 | resolution: be happier | 1 |
| #87 | resolution: be kinder | 2 |
| #115 | resolution: be luckier | 1 |
| #113 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #154 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
| #146 | resolution: be smarter | 1 |
| #147 | resolution: be stronger | 1 |
| #126 | resolution: be wealthier | 1 |
| #134 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 2 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #2053 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #155 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 2 |
| #370 | scrumptious reagent | 227 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #110 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 16 |
| #172 | soap knife | 1 |
| #152 | spark plug earring | 6 |
| #1286 | spectre scepter | 22 |
| #902 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #661 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #29 | sugar chapeau | 28 |
| #26 | sugar shank | 32 |
| #201 | sugar shard | 7 |
| #225 | sugar sheet | 11 |
| #50 | sugar shield | 35 |
| #25 | sugar shillelagh | 24 |
| #29 | sugar shirt | 20 |
| #39 | sugar shorts | 29 |
| #28 | sugar shotgun | 25 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #889 | ten-leaf clover | 4 |
| #232 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 3 |
| #319 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #54 | topiary nugglet | 81 |
| #96 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #163 | twinkly nuggets | 165 |
| #190 | twinkly powder | 56 |
| #636 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 14 |
| #114 | white class ring | 95 |
| #85 | white page | 3 |
| #737 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #862 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #167 | woven baling wire bracelets | 6 |