| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #421 | BURT | 42 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #98 | CSA fire-starting kit | 235 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #455 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 12 |
| #253 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 3 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #90 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 7 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #170 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 11 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 10 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #78 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 24 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 12 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | anticheese | 66,666 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #266 | baggie of powdered sugar | 88 |
| #21 | beautiful rainbow | 11 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #559 | bottle of goofballs | 46 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #90 | box of sunshine | 4,811 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #253 | corned-beef Reuben | 3 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #37 | disembodied smile | 55 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #263 | empty agua de vida bottle | 795 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #163 | figurine of a cold seal | 38 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #226 | fuzzy busby | 14 |
| 🥇 | government cheese | 66,666 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #313 | grue egg | 76 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #19 | herringcello | 333 |
| #204 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #264 | mime soul fragment | 11 |
| #104 | ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #107 | ninja crampons | 1 |
| #111 | ninja rope | 1 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #181 | percent sign | 1 |
| #266 | pile of jumping beans | 13 |
| #139 | plastic guitar | 22 |
| #824 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #157 | sandwich of the gods | 17 |
| #122 | sealhide snare | 6 |
| #87 | slime-soaked brain | 3 |
| #123 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #13 | spider web | 15,079 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #196 | torn hellseal sinew | 33 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #165 | wang | 19 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #593 | worthless gewgaw | 4 |
| #35 | wristwatch of the white knight | 2 |