| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #797 | Cloaca grenade | 14 |
| #642 | Cloaca-Cola | 43 |
| #944 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #641 | Dyspepsi grenade | 18 |
| #929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 49 |
| #390 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 8 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2163 | Rock Pops | 7 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1567 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 5 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2678 | Yummy Tummy bean | 5 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #262 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2666 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2555 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2376 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2623 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #963 | brine | 10 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4138 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1220 | dill | 10 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #926 | fat stacks of cash | 4 |
| #125 | flower petal pie | 5 |
| #1387 | ghost cucumber | 10 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #339 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2308 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1767 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1211 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1984 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1847 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1365 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2535 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1735 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #917 | penguin skin | 10 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #409 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 17 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #829 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #329 | pile of candy | 25 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #485 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #1693 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #2035 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2228 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2206 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1647 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #369 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #185 | shot of flower schnapps | 4 |
| #1203 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #323 | tasket | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8180 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4500 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8164 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #847 | white chocolate chips | 2 |
| #1801 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2819 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |