| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #568 | Imp Ale | 220 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #216 | Ram's Face Lager | 196 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #815 | blood flower | 6 |
| #264 | bloody beer | 69 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #422 | can of Swiller | 3 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #458 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #259 | fire | 22 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #498 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 191 |
| #273 | ice-cold Willer | 193 |
| #762 | ice-cold fotie | 12 |
| #64 | ice-cold six-pack | 460 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #341 | prehistoric spear | 11 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #337 | stick-on-a-string | 12 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #639 | stuffing | 14 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #329 | toothsome rock | 32 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #473 | wooden block | 6 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #333 | yo | 29 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #402 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |