| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #129 | Coinspiracy | 9 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #125 | FDKOL commendation | 6,107 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #11 | Hollandaise helmet | 2,738 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| 🥉 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 2,325 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #15 | Saucepanic | 12 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #51 | Ze™ goggles | 131 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #145 | barbed-wire fence | 54 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #31 | bottle of rum | 5,789 |
| #250 | carbonated water lily | 21 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #606 | chocolate filthy lucre | 2 |
| #9 | chocolate saucepan | 367 |
| #1000 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #133 | fat loot token | 30 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #77 | flashing novelty button | 8 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #101 | ghost key | 2 |
| #859 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #65 | green glowstick | 14 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #71 | half-melted spoon | 3 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #847 | hobo nickel | 99 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #23 | little paper umbrella | 5,461 |
| #36 | lost key | 144 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #99 | orange glowstick | 15 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #208 | pink glowstick | 10 |
| #49 | pool torpedo | 148 |
| #53 | poppy | 47 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #234 | pretty bouquet | 9 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #46 | roasted marshmallow | 683 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #51 | saucepan | 1,734 |
| #62 | sheet cake | 10 |
| #312 | smoking grass | 226 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #273 | stuffed key | 192 |
| #299 | stuffed treasure chest | 179 |
| #43 | stylish swimsuit | 174 |
| #46 | teflon spatula | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #146 | tin magnolia | 63 |
| #60 | tiny plastic sauceror | 47 |
| 🥉 | tropical orchid | 12,509 |
| #16 | valuable trinket | 12,489 |
| #18 | water wings | 150 |
| #389 | white picket fence | 9 |
| #6 | zombie hollandaise | 300 |