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| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #346 | Bonerdagon necklace | 33 |
| #578 | Boss Bat britches | 26 |
| #818 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1962 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #521 | Knob sausage | 3 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #207 | Meleegra™ pills | 52 |
| #602 | Mohawk wig | 7 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #450 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #149 | Valentine | 289 |
| #219 | Wand of Nagamar | 27 |
| #1195 | badass belt | 46 |
| #993 | bag of airline peanuts | 21 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1178 | box of sunshine | 186 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #311 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 5 |
| #978 | clown hammer | 20 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #34 | hippy herbal tea | 179 |
| #906 | jazz soap | 25 |
| #946 | joybuzzer | 23 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #35 | kickback cookbook | 13 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #448 | lime | 18 |
| #1208 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #589 | little paper umbrella | 51 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #956 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 22 |
| #421 | magical ice cubes | 90 |
| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #465 | orange snowcone | 18 |
| #184 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 7 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1115 | pail | 5 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #150 | papaya | 249 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1323 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #837 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 30 |
| #1090 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #387 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #168 | pixellated candy heart | 102 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #324 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 2 |
| #456 | purple snowcone | 22 |
| #1034 | ravioli hat | 7 |
| #352 | red snowcone | 38 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1021 | rubber emo roe | 22 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #381 | salamander spleen | 22 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #985 | shiny ring | 22 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #515 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #936 | spectral pickle | 5 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #634 | squashed frog | 10 |
| #407 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #506 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #568 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #331 | stinky mushroom | 7 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #151 | supportive bra | 19 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #244 | tequila with training wheels | 3 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #571 | tiny shaker of salt | 4 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #146 | tonic water | 9 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1001 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #225 | vinegar | 163 |
| #442 | wang | 2 |
| #649 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #1064 | whoopie cushion | 20 |
| #929 | wind-up chattering teeth | 27 |