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| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #348 | Bonerdagon necklace | 33 |
| #578 | Boss Bat britches | 26 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1956 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #520 | Knob sausage | 3 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #207 | Meleegra™ pills | 52 |
| #603 | Mohawk wig | 7 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #149 | Valentine | 289 |
| #219 | Wand of Nagamar | 27 |
| #1196 | badass belt | 46 |
| #994 | bag of airline peanuts | 21 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #1174 | box of sunshine | 186 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #311 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 5 |
| #978 | clown hammer | 20 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #34 | hippy herbal tea | 179 |
| #905 | jazz soap | 25 |
| #947 | joybuzzer | 23 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #35 | kickback cookbook | 13 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #446 | lime | 18 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #582 | little paper umbrella | 51 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #957 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 22 |
| #413 | magical ice cubes | 90 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #464 | orange snowcone | 18 |
| #185 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 7 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1112 | pail | 5 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #149 | papaya | 249 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1325 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #838 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 30 |
| #1091 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #388 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #168 | pixellated candy heart | 102 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #326 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 2 |
| #456 | purple snowcone | 22 |
| #1030 | ravioli hat | 7 |
| #353 | red snowcone | 38 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1019 | rubber emo roe | 22 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #381 | salamander spleen | 22 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #986 | shiny ring | 22 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #514 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #938 | spectral pickle | 5 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #633 | squashed frog | 10 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #331 | stinky mushroom | 7 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #151 | supportive bra | 19 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #243 | tequila with training wheels | 3 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #571 | tiny shaker of salt | 4 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #146 | tonic water | 9 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1000 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #225 | vinegar | 163 |
| #441 | wang | 2 |
| #647 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #1066 | whoopie cushion | 20 |
| #926 | wind-up chattering teeth | 27 |