| #140 | "caramel" orange | 12 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #107 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #56 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #8 | Amanitee | 2 |
| #77 | Ambitious Turkey | 7 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #99 | BRICKO stud | 2 |
| #82 | BUBBLE GUM | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #51 | Bloody Nora | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #80 | Charity's choker | 2 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #114 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 1 |
| #1042 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #56 | Crimbojito | 7 |
| #40 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 13 |
| #12 | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | 6 |
| #16 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 10 |
| #43 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #169 | Fitspiration™ poster | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #85 | Mansquito's blood | 1 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #55 | Mint Yulep | 3 |
| #139 | Mysterious Black Box | 3 |
| #132 | Mysterious Blue Box | 4 |
| #32 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 3 |
| #134 | Mysterious Red Box | 3 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #583 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #97 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #38 | Sacramento wine | 59 |
| #32 | Sangria de Menthe | 5 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #192 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 4 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #460 | Tuesday's ruby | 3 |
| #167 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 2 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #122 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| #96 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #169 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #113 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #1544 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #89 | bag of random words | 1 |
| #85 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 1 |
| #97 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #115 | batarang | 1 |
| #67 | black Crimbo ball | 111 |
| #154 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #131 | black magic powder | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #411 | black plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #193 | blob of acid | 1 |
| #225 | blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #151 | blue oyster badge | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #536 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #121 | booby trap | 1 |
| #115 | bottle of Red-Out | 1 |
| #811 | box of sunshine | 350 |
| #91 | bread man | 5 |
| #235 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #209 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #96 | bronze polish | 1 |
| #111 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 1 |
| #117 | bucket of fish juice | 1 |
| #142 | button rouge | 1 |
| #69 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #73 | can of drain cleaner | 1 |
| #86 | captured boozles | 1 |
| #96 | carton of gaspers | 1 |
| #112 | censored can label | 1 |
| #128 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 1 |
| #81 | child-sized dracula cloak | 1 |
| #104 | cloning kit | 13 |
| #180 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #122 | coal contact lenses | 1 |
| #892 | cocoa egg | 4 |
| #123 | cold hi mein | 7 |
| #98 | compressed air canister | 1 |
| #125 | conjured ice cream | 1 |
| #217 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #122 | costume rental shop | 1 |
| #92 | creepy nursery rhyme | 2 |
| #98 | crident | 1 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #113 | cube of ectoplasm | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #24 | drive-by shooting | 3 |
| #87 | eggwater | 5 |
| #24 | eighth plague | 7 |
| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #31 | elemental caipiroska | 17 |
| #47 | emergency margarita | 4 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #88 | fertilized ghuol egg | 8 |
| #218 | fireclutch | 1 |
| #163 | flask of rainwater | 1 |
| #157 | fleshy putty | 4 |
| #187 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #159 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #170 | gleaming oyster egg | 2 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #173 | gooified animal matter | 11 |
| #152 | gooified mineral matter | 11 |
| #170 | gooified vegetable matter | 11 |
| #89 | green drunki-bear | 8 |
| #67 | hacked gibson | 2 |
| #6 | haunted eggnog | 104 |
| 🥉 | haunted gimlet | 579 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #45 | hell in a bucket | 1 |
| #217 | hot hi mein | 2 |
| #102 | huge bowl of candy | 17 |
| #93 | invisibility cream | 1 |
| #50 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 66 |
| #56 | jumping horseradish | 6 |
| #60 | karma shawarma | 3 |
| #167 | kobold kibble | 3 |
| #103 | lab-grown meat | 15 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #160 | lustrous oyster egg | 2 |
| #80 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #1561 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #211 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #19 | martiny | 8 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #61 | meadeorite | 2 |
| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #197 | pearlescent oyster egg | 2 |
| #73 | perfect cosmopolitan | 2 |
| #62 | perfect dark and stormy | 4 |
| #60 | perfect mimosa | 4 |
| #15 | perfect negroni | 209 |
| #59 | perfect old-fashioned | 3 |
| #66 | perfect paloma | 2 |
| #170 | perpendicular guano | 1 |
| #88 | piece of coral | 1 |
| #200 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #132 | plain candy cane | 4 |
| #135 | poisonsettia | 8 |
| #159 | pregnant mushroom | 2 |
| #109 | projectile chemistry set | 12 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #159 | pumpkin beer | 4 |
| #216 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #176 | pygmy dart | 1 |
| #429 | quantum taco | 27 |
| #84 | radioactive spider venom | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #218 | rewinged stab bat | 3 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #109 | shamanic ham | 1 |
| #190 | skelelton spine | 7 |
| #85 | skeleton beans | 3 |
| #162 | sleazy hi mein | 3 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #130 | spooky hi mein | 5 |
| #185 | stinky hi mein | 2 |
| #2943 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2770 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2681 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2261 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #2923 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2654 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2472 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #101 | the kindest cold cut | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #158 | tiny barrel | 2 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #323 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #864 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #35 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #103 | turtle mud | 1 |
| #111 | universal biscuit | 15 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #85 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #62 | white Crimbo ball | 111 |
| #100 | yellow drunki-bear | 6 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |