| #138 | "caramel" orange | 12 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #106 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #135 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #55 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #8 | Amanitee | 2 |
| #76 | Ambitious Turkey | 7 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #100 | BRICKO stud | 2 |
| #81 | BUBBLE GUM | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #49 | Bloody Nora | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #80 | Charity's choker | 2 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #112 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #56 | Crimbojito | 7 |
| #40 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 13 |
| #11 | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | 6 |
| #17 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 10 |
| #40 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #169 | Fitspiration™ poster | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #15 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #84 | Mansquito's blood | 1 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #55 | Mint Yulep | 3 |
| #136 | Mysterious Black Box | 3 |
| #129 | Mysterious Blue Box | 4 |
| #32 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 3 |
| #131 | Mysterious Red Box | 3 |
| #14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #96 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #34 | Sacramento wine | 59 |
| #32 | Sangria de Menthe | 5 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #192 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 4 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #461 | Tuesday's ruby | 3 |
| #167 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 2 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #122 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| #96 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #168 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #111 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #89 | bag of random words | 1 |
| #85 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 1 |
| #93 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #115 | batarang | 1 |
| #67 | black Crimbo ball | 111 |
| #154 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #131 | black magic powder | 3 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #411 | black plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #192 | blob of acid | 1 |
| #225 | blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #151 | blue oyster badge | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #536 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #121 | booby trap | 1 |
| #115 | bottle of Red-Out | 1 |
| #810 | box of sunshine | 350 |
| #89 | bread man | 5 |
| #234 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #94 | bronze polish | 1 |
| #111 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 1 |
| #115 | bucket of fish juice | 1 |
| #143 | button rouge | 1 |
| #69 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #72 | can of drain cleaner | 1 |
| #84 | captured boozles | 1 |
| #94 | carton of gaspers | 1 |
| #112 | censored can label | 1 |
| #127 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 1 |
| #81 | child-sized dracula cloak | 1 |
| #103 | cloning kit | 13 |
| #179 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #121 | coal contact lenses | 1 |
| #892 | cocoa egg | 4 |
| #123 | cold hi mein | 7 |
| #97 | compressed air canister | 1 |
| #124 | conjured ice cream | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #120 | costume rental shop | 1 |
| #92 | creepy nursery rhyme | 2 |
| #95 | crident | 1 |
| #124 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #111 | cube of ectoplasm | 1 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #23 | drive-by shooting | 3 |
| #86 | eggwater | 5 |
| #24 | eighth plague | 7 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #29 | elemental caipiroska | 17 |
| #45 | emergency margarita | 4 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #87 | fertilized ghuol egg | 8 |
| #218 | fireclutch | 1 |
| #162 | flask of rainwater | 1 |
| #157 | fleshy putty | 4 |
| #187 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #158 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #166 | gleaming oyster egg | 2 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #167 | gooified animal matter | 11 |
| #148 | gooified mineral matter | 11 |
| #164 | gooified vegetable matter | 11 |
| #91 | green drunki-bear | 8 |
| #65 | hacked gibson | 2 |
| #6 | haunted eggnog | 104 |
| 🥉 | haunted gimlet | 579 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #44 | hell in a bucket | 1 |
| #215 | hot hi mein | 2 |
| #102 | huge bowl of candy | 17 |
| #92 | invisibility cream | 1 |
| #50 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 66 |
| #52 | jumping horseradish | 6 |
| #60 | karma shawarma | 3 |
| #165 | kobold kibble | 3 |
| #102 | lab-grown meat | 15 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #154 | lustrous oyster egg | 2 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #1563 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #19 | martiny | 8 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #60 | meadeorite | 2 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #195 | pearlescent oyster egg | 2 |
| #70 | perfect cosmopolitan | 2 |
| #61 | perfect dark and stormy | 4 |
| #59 | perfect mimosa | 4 |
| #13 | perfect negroni | 209 |
| #59 | perfect old-fashioned | 3 |
| #66 | perfect paloma | 2 |
| #169 | perpendicular guano | 1 |
| #85 | piece of coral | 1 |
| #201 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #131 | plain candy cane | 4 |
| #135 | poisonsettia | 8 |
| #159 | pregnant mushroom | 2 |
| #109 | projectile chemistry set | 12 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #157 | pumpkin beer | 4 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #176 | pygmy dart | 1 |
| #428 | quantum taco | 27 |
| #84 | radioactive spider venom | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #217 | rewinged stab bat | 3 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #108 | shamanic ham | 1 |
| #190 | skelelton spine | 7 |
| #84 | skeleton beans | 3 |
| #161 | sleazy hi mein | 3 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #131 | spooky hi mein | 5 |
| #184 | stinky hi mein | 2 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2760 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2258 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #2908 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2647 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2466 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #101 | the kindest cold cut | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #153 | tiny barrel | 2 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #856 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #101 | turtle mud | 1 |
| #110 | universal biscuit | 15 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #83 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #62 | white Crimbo ball | 111 |
| #101 | yellow drunki-bear | 6 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #879 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |