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| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #20 | 334 scroll | 280 |
| #263 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #200 | Blatantly Canadian | 16 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1051 | Ent cider | 2 |
| #526 | Imp Ale | 257 |
| #359 | M-242 | 20 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #73 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #742 | asbestos ore | 5 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1520 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #201 | balaclava | 4 |
| #243 | balaclava baklava | 12 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1001 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1132 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1299 | blood flower | 2 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #319 | cast | 66 |
| #1562 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #476 | cocoa egg | 19 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #387 | diamond-studded cane | 13 |
| #144 | disbelief suspenders | 9 |
| #216 | evil golden arch | 55 |
| #95 | evil golden arches | 17 |
| #311 | evil googly eye | 13 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1807 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1175 | felt | 7 |
| #318 | flaming crutch | 20 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #2349 | grue egg | 9 |
| #213 | hellion cube | 41 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #203 | hot katana blade | 93 |
| #381 | hot wing | 146 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #154 | infernal insoles | 25 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #930 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #260 | leaflet | 4 |
| #225 | leather mask | 27 |
| #681 | length of string | 16 |
| #234 | loaded serum blowgun | 17 |
| #922 | logic synthesizer | 9 |
| #107 | los chinos | 7 |
| #1646 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #383 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #280 | maple syrup | 18 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #294 | ninja hot pants | 12 |
| #1824 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #237 | poutine | 26 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #820 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #262 | [2108]rock | 15 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #269 | ruby W | 61 |
| #545 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 5 |
| #542 | snake | 10 |
| #548 | sparkler | 10 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #661 | spooky felt | 13 |
| #1321 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #850 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #677 | spooky wooden block | 10 |
| #596 | stringy sinew | 15 |
| #178 | supportive bra | 14 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4812 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #219 | tooth | 18 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #478 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #607 | toy wheel | 15 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1555 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #143 | wooden axe | 6 |
| #366 | wussiness potion | 38 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1692 | yellow snowcone | 4 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |