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| #4738 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
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| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
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| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
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| #199 | hot powder | 5 |
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| #378 | los chinos | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
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| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
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| #88 | red balloon | 8 |
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| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
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| #1835 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
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| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
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| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
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| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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