| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #117 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #325 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #62 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #109 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 5 |
| #90 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #59 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 3 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #60 | O | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 10 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #231 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #81 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 5 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #53 | X | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian alloy | 50 |
| #50 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #137 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #144 | black Crimbo ball | 10 |
| #76 | black mana | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #88 | blue mana | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #157 | brown pixel | 1 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #294 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #161 | cloning kit | 3 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #117 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #681 | dense meat stack | 20 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #374 | extra-greasy slider | 5 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #162 | fleshy putty | 3 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #162 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #296 | freightcake | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #521 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #205 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #36 | gold skull ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #188 | gooified animal matter | 10 |
| #169 | gooified mineral matter | 10 |
| #190 | gooified vegetable matter | 10 |
| #79 | green mana | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #53 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #89 | handful of Smithereens | 5 |
| #172 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #180 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #287 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #335 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #500 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #487 | meat paste | 50 |
| #853 | meat stack | 5 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #107 | odd silver coin | 1 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #26 | paint palette | 1 |
| 🥇 | party pup | 1 |
| #74 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #196 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #162 | ping-pong ball | 10 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #97 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #92 | pocket wish | 3 |
| #173 | poisonsettia | 3 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #44 | precision snowball | 3 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #92 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #126 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #159 | projectile chemistry set | 3 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #101 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #72 | red mana | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #189 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #363 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #126 | skeleton | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #115 | smut orc keepsake box | 5 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #135 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #128 | stolen meatpouch | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #176 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #176 | universal biscuit | 3 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #37 | urchin roe | 1 |
| #108 | valuable coin | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #37 | whalegun | 1 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #139 | white Crimbo ball | 10 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #78 | white mana | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #94 | yellow pixel | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |