| #233 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #122 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #225 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #572 | Chroner | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #158 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #226 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #168 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #126 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #339 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #136 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #3212 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #162 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #373 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #52 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #92 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #66 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #100 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #107 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #118 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #38 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #109 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 5 |
| #89 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #62 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 3 |
| #113 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #87 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #99 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #52 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #61 | O | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #273 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #57 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 12 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #169 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #161 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #173 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #81 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 5 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #54 | X | 1 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian alloy | 50 |
| #25 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 50 |
| #53 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #39 | Xiblaxian polymer | 50 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #78 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #140 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #146 | black Crimbo ball | 10 |
| #78 | black mana | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #90 | blue mana | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #277 | bread man | 1 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #161 | brown pixel | 1 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #80 | candied lime | 1 |
| #101 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #300 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #204 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #163 | cloning kit | 3 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #403 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #149 | corned beet | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #122 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #677 | dense meat stack | 20 |
| #162 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #265 | eggwater | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #376 | extra-greasy slider | 5 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #98 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #163 | fleshy putty | 3 |
| #271 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #299 | freightcake | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #519 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #80 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #131 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #95 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #207 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #38 | gold skull ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #197 | gooified animal matter | 10 |
| #174 | gooified mineral matter | 10 |
| #198 | gooified vegetable matter | 10 |
| #81 | green mana | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #98 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #55 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #93 | handful of Smithereens | 5 |
| #174 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #185 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #197 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #128 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #195 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #30 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #167 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #340 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #511 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #490 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #65 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #490 | meat paste | 50 |
| #852 | meat stack | 5 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #104 | odd silver coin | 1 |
| #116 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #27 | paint palette | 1 |
| 🥇 | party pup | 1 |
| #80 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #85 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #195 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #116 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #116 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #143 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #164 | ping-pong ball | 10 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #98 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #263 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #95 | pocket wish | 3 |
| #175 | poisonsettia | 3 |
| #96 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #52 | precision snowball | 3 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #127 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #160 | projectile chemistry set | 3 |
| #57 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #106 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #75 | red mana | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #96 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #192 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #116 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #151 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #446 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #10 | sausage golem | 1 |
| #81 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #362 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #31 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #197 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #128 | skeleton | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #116 | smut orc keepsake box | 5 |
| #148 | spice melange | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #136 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #129 | stolen meatpouch | 1 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #96 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #115 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #112 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #183 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #73 | trick coin | 1 |
| #180 | universal biscuit | 3 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #37 | urchin roe | 1 |
| #107 | valuable coin | 1 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #115 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #61 | whalecake | 1 |
| #40 | whalegun | 1 |
| #116 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #140 | white Crimbo ball | 10 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #80 | white mana | 1 |
| #1027 | white pixel | 1 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #94 | yellow pixel | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |
| #78 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |