| #138 | Bjorn's Hammer | 3 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #680 | Cloaca grenade | 19 |
| #789 | Cloaca-Cola | 27 |
| #620 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2458 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #814 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #555 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 6 |
| #677 | Dyspepsi grenade | 16 |
| #1282 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 19 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1051 | Ent cider | 2 |
| #172 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #626 | ball | 10 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1370 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #428 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1168 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #719 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #88 | hamethyst earring | 2 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1598 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #598 | pants of the Slug Lord | 6 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #290 | stuffed doppelshifter | 50 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 14 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1854 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #1408 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1268 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #1038 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 17 |
| #1527 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1288 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1618 | tiny plastic killer bee | 11 |
| #1640 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #1636 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #2510 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 17 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1373 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #725 | yo-yo | 34 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |