| #136 | Bjorn's Hammer | 3 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #677 | Cloaca grenade | 19 |
| #788 | Cloaca-Cola | 27 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2454 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #813 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #556 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 6 |
| #676 | Dyspepsi grenade | 16 |
| #1281 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 19 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1051 | Ent cider | 2 |
| #171 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #626 | ball | 10 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1369 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #428 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1170 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #717 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #87 | hamethyst earring | 2 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1598 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1313 | pail | 3 |
| #599 | pants of the Slug Lord | 6 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #290 | stuffed doppelshifter | 50 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1280 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 14 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1849 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #1402 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1209 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1263 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 17 |
| #1524 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #1539 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1285 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1615 | tiny plastic killer bee | 11 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 17 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #726 | yo-yo | 34 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |