| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1336 | bottle of goofballs | 18 |
| #11 | bowl of cottage cheese | 10,000 |
| #1355 | box of sunshine | 140 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1401 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |